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This is so wrong

I can't believe my boyfriend just forced me to do a maths test.

In bed.

On a Friday night.




I got a B.

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apiphile
Mar. 23rd, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
... that is so shocking I can't actually come up with a dirty joke to make about it. O_O
silveraj
Mar. 23rd, 2007 11:37 pm (UTC)
It was the same test he used on his year 7's on Wednesday. I'm finding his behaviour quite disturbing.

What do you think I should do?

He's fallen asleep now. I think he was happy with my B. He actually *marked* it.
kippiepoo
Mar. 24th, 2007 12:16 am (UTC)
Do Brits really use the word "maths"?
dj_alexander
Mar. 24th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
Yes, much like the rest of the world. Mathematics is a singular noun which is plural in form, and should keep the trailing -s when abbreviated.

Spectacles - Specs
Mathematics - Maths

et cetera
aliasrob
Mar. 24th, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC)
How many mathematic?

MORE THAN ONE!

kippiepoo
Mar. 25th, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
I understand the grammer. I just wanted to know if people actually used the abrev. form with the trailing s, it's not done here in the states.
kippiepoo
Mar. 25th, 2007 01:06 am (UTC)
In fact, it seems that "maths" is a colloquialism particular to the British.
aliasrob
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
Yes, we do. The fact that America doesn't it is a constant source of amusement to the rest of the world.
dangermonkey
Mar. 24th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
I got a B.

Is that 'sex code' for something? (;
silveraj
Mar. 24th, 2007 07:50 am (UTC)
You know, I would have found the whole thing a lot less sick if it *had* been about sex.

davetusk
Mar. 24th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
yeah, but what was this 'force' teachers use? and how much was needed? a long and memorable lesson? a short but harsh test? or painfull revision?I hated school personally, but I also never slept with a teacher!!
(except of course with Andy BEFORE he was a teacher!)
silveraj
Mar. 24th, 2007 07:53 am (UTC)
I wish it *had* been that sexual! But it was 'teacher' force. A stern look, a firm order, and shutting my laptop lid, to use it as a desk.

Mind you, he's an even better fuck now he's a teacher, especially when he's in his shirt and tie. You should come back for more :D
aliasrob
Mar. 24th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
I'm going to make that boy do a good hard math's test. I planned.
silveraj
Mar. 24th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
As I watched him struggling over question 3, trying to figure out what a 'function machine' was, my penis started to erect.
dj_alexander
Mar. 24th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
Did he write 'SEE ME' underlined twice at the end?
silveraj
Mar. 24th, 2007 07:56 am (UTC)
No, he said, "You got a B", and promptly fell asleep. It's like some kind of sick non-sexual parallel to sex.
dennyd
Mar. 24th, 2007 11:27 am (UTC)
*roffle*
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craigclare
Mar. 24th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude
Wait til he's qualified then I think you're in for some real testing.

silveraj
Mar. 24th, 2007 04:21 pm (UTC)
Oh God no, I hoped he'd be bored of it by then.

Do all teachers do this to their partners? He keeps threatening to make me sit a GCSE paper o_O
fetishkitty
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:01 am (UTC)
Maybe if you'd got an A you would have got sex...mwahahahaha *ahem*
mattp
Mar. 26th, 2007 09:33 am (UTC)
Should've asked for a J to go with it :-)
deadlybuzz
Jun. 19th, 2007 12:23 pm (UTC)
That's love and D/s.
So cute.

I've often toyed with the idea of spanking my pet while having her read the thesaurus (other words for 'cute' are needed in her vocab). Currently she's only allowed say the word cute 3 times a day and believe me, that's a struggle.

But tests can be fun for both involved. Cus there's the chance fo getting a gold star at the end! ;)
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